This is too hilarious, i can't help but post it here. It was e-mailed to me just now by a friend. Have fun!
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Husband working abroad wrote to his wife...
"Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I'm sending 100
kisses instead.
You are my sweetheart.
Signed,
Your Husband."
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His wife replied...
"Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other
items .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !
Signed,
Your Wife"